Before forcing my opinions down all your throats, it was decided that I should probably introduce myself to you all. So here it goes.
Just like a lot of you readers and listeners I am a Boston Sports fanatic. In the 2016 Presidential election I wrote in Tom Brady and the ghost of Ted Williams. I would have taken a picture of my ballot but I’m 90% sure that that’s 100% illegal. While on the topic of elections I will blindly vote for any person with the last name Kennedy when it appears on a ballot regardless of any relation to JFK, because that is what good citizens of Massachusetts do.
I graduated from UMass Amherst a couple years ago. Home of below average athletics, above average food, and a campus where the wind is somehow always in your face. Overall its a great place that uniquely provides you with an education while giving you a life long alcohol dependency.
I like to think of myself as an athlete but a recent 5K followed by a flag football tournament proved that idea of myself to be false. Washed up former high school athlete is a far more accurate description.
I hope you all enjoy my articles or grow to despise me so much that you hate read them just to shit talk me.
Final note, I work with kids all day, so when I finally have a chance to swear I go all in with it. If my language offends you then I would like to take this moment to sincerely fucking apologize.