Woman blames ‘natural contraception’ app for unplanned pregnancy.

Apps can be used for many reasons. They can be used for fun, or to monitor certain aspects of our lives. However, using them as a primary form of contraction should probably be avoided.

A 33 year old woman was shocked to discover she was pregnant after using the ‘Natural Cycles’ app. This form of family planning is nothing new. The app tracks all the stuff that you women go through on a monthly basis. You can then use that information to either know when the best time to make a baby is, or to abstain from having sex. This form of family planning is nothing new. Although, using it as a primary form of contraception sounds completely stupid!

The app states “as good as the pill.” I guess we should just believe everything we read right? If so, you should pay me a million dollars and I’ll tell you the secret to becoming rich. I would never 100% trust an app with something this serious!  If you do, you’re probably one of those people who also thinks doing jumping jacks after sex can prevent pregnancy too. Other women have also claimed this app has failed them, but this particular woman is an even bigger dumbass. I haven’t even told you the eye rolling best part yet. It turns out, she’s a nurse!  Yes, someone in the medical profession trusted an app over real proven contraception. (source)


Hmm, I’m not fertile. Well, if an app says it, it must be true!

I know some women don’t respond well to the pill. If so, use condoms. I know they suck, but it’s sure as hell better than something like this happening. If she wants someone to blame, she should blame herself.


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