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Red Sox pitcher David Price is an asshole.

Baseball has a lot of morons. As a Red Sox fan, I believe we have a top 5 idiot on our roster. With each passing day, I hate David Price more and more.

If you don’t live in New England, let me sum of the most recent incident. Price (and possibly other players) don’t like broadcaster Dennis Eckersley because he publicly critiques and criticizes players. On a charter flight from Boston to Toronto, Price decided to verbally attack him. The next day, Price was asked about the incident. All he would say is “some people just don’t understand how hard this game is.”

Does he even know who Dennis Eckersley is? If he did, he would know that he’s in the f*c@ing Hall of Fame!! Of course he knows how hard the game is!! He’s seriously bitching and crying because of how Eckersley criticizes players?  You do realize what market you play in, correct? The Boston sports media is relentless. Deal with it!

I hate everything about this man. I actually root for the Red Sox to lose when he pitches. Have you seen him on the mound!? When he has the ball, it’s like a mini rain delay between each and every pitch! I can’t stand it. Dude, you’re getting paid roughly $31 million a year through 2022!  Why do you care what the media says? For that kind of money, you can call me whatever the hell you want. Hell, for that kind of money, I’ll change my name to a name of your choice! Why can’t you just drown it all out and stop reading things about yourself? Furthermore, do you really expect to make that kind of money & not be criticized when you have an E.R.A around 4.00!

price cry

Everyone is just so mean to me mom. You said I was the best!

Growing up, maybe he was one of those kids who was always told how awesome he is so he just never learned to deal with criticism.  The poor guy. I guess the media and everyone should lay off him. Please don’t be mean to David or his teammates when he has a shitty performance, you might hurt his feelings. Maybe we should send him a blanket and pacifier.

Sorry you can’t handle playing in a big market David. You and Carl Crawford should cry about it together. I wish we could ship your ass off to smaller market like the Kansas City Royals.  However, we’re stuck with you for the foreseeable future. Just take you’re money and shut up.

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