The Packie Fantasy Football League - Playoffs
The playoffs are here and I am happy to see some new faces this year. Last year was the first year I ran this league and 11 out of the 12 teams returned and that is super duper. Joey "I wanna be your daddy" Monaco will take one of the Bi spots for week 1. Also Brittany "I am a bitch usually" Haynes will take the other. Now Joe lives for this shit. I bet he was studying up since last Feb so a big Arty 84 tip touch to you man. Britt on the other hand did not draft her team. I strongly believe her husband did and I hope he gets some winnings if she wins.
The first match up this week is between Matt “Rudolph the red dick reindeer” and Erika “I got in the playoffs and my husband didn’t” Padolsky. Matt being the 5 team and Erika being the 4. This should be a good match up. Both teams were 7-6 along with a few other teams like the very angry first lady and Jay the cable guy, and it was a matter of points that won this race. Despite having Cam, he is having a shitty season and I think Carr is hot right now so I’m going to give this game to Matt. Hey Matt, Carr a lot better than Peyton huh buddy?
The second match up is between Seattle Joe and I love to bang lots of chicks Jake the cop. Joe legit squeaked in with the 6 seed and also a 7-6 record. What a year for 7-6. Jake had a hard 8-5 and that isn’t the only thing hard on him. All you got to do is get in the playoffs, I always say that. I think Ryan is going to rip apart LA and put up some points and I think Cousins will be molested by Phillie. I am going to pick Joey on this one. He needs to win to put money in Lincolns college fund.
Its funny 3 of the 6 teams have kids they live with and the 3 other teams def have kids around the world somewhere for sure. I will let you figure out who has what kids folks. Good luck in the playoffs. I didn’t spend your money this year so I will have it for you after the super bowl.
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