Current Standings 9/13/16
|Team Padolsky (Erika P)||145.4||108.5||1-0-0||0-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|Team Rudolph (Matt R)||122.3||104.5||0-0-0||1-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|Supersonic Swifty Sloths (Joseph M)||118.9||117.9||1-0-0||0-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|Team Monaco (matthew m)||117.9||118.9||0-0-0||0-1-0||0-1-0||L1|
|My Nickanme In Highschool (arthur d)||108.5||145.4||0-0-0||0-1-0||0-1-0||L1|
|Arch Dingo (Joseph P)||104.5||122.3||0-1-0||0-0-0||0-1-0||L1|
|Green Rivers Killers (Joe C)||150.2||72.1||1-0-0||0-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|Team Hammer Slammers (Adam M)||142.8||115.8||0-0-0||1-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|it’s Brittany Bitch (Brittany H)||105.5||88||1-0-0||0-0-0||1-0-0||W1|
|First Lady (Susan T)||115.8||142.8||0-1-0||0-0-0||0-1-0||L1|
|Team Chadwell (Jake C)||88||105.5||0-0-0||0-1-0||0-1-0||L1|
|Team Polk High (Jay D)||72.1||150.2||0-0-0||0-1-0||0-1-0||L1|
Week 2 Match ups
Game 1: My Nickname in High School (0-1) vs Arch Dingo (0-1)
Well last week I loose to the wife, this week I have to make up for the loss and beat the husband and long time friend Joey P, manager of Arch Dingo. Little does Joe know that Arch Dingo was my nickname in high school. Around kick off on Sunday night, I gave up on my team in hope Julian Edelman would blow up, but I was wrong. I still think Erica drafted Edelman, not only for his good looks, but because her husband is part Jewish like JE11. My Nickname in High School is projected to loose 97-196, but I got big Ben and Joe got that piece of crap Bulldog QB Stafford infection in my pants, so we’ll see. I feel so AP magic in my pants so watch out kids. Shit shouldn’t us the words AP and kids in the same sentence.
Game 2: Team Monaco (0-1) vs Team Rudolph (9-4)
Well Team Rudolph is already in better shape than he was last year at this time. 1-0 pretty cool considering you had Peyton last year and he spent more time on his knees pleasuring everyone at ESPN than putting points up on the board. An 0-1 start to Matt for team Monaco is the norm for this cheese head. If Monaco could put down a sausage sandwich for a second, maybe he could do a better job picking a lineup. I would say the same about Team Rudolph (sub sandwich for bottle of Jameson) but he won last week so there isn’t anything this jamboree from Revere can say. Its the battle of the Matt’s. What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your front door? Matt
Game 3: Supersonic Swifty Sloths (1-0) vs Team Padolsky (1-0)
Finally a match up of winning teams. I almost got movement just thinking about this. Erica, who I think will win the regular season and be taken out by a 5-8 team who will sneak into the playoffs (AKA Me) will have to beat Average 6 Bass player Joey “I once played Bass in Average 6” Monaco. Joey takes this shit seriously. He treats Fantasy football like its his first born kid. He thinks he’s is a smart fuck by drafting Wentz, who do you think you are Joe? Erica on the other hand actually knows her shit for a girl, at least that’s the impression I get, and I don’t mean a Mighty Mighty Bostones song. Newton vs Wentz, things will get wild and wet and I will love it and I hope you do too.
Game 4: Team Polk High (0-1) vs Team Chadwell (0-1)
Last year Jay and Team Polk High had a rough year. Almost as rough as the night Jay and I spent in the slammer on his birthday weekend 10 years ago. Jake on Team Chadwell enjoys my erection jokes so there you go. Another 0-1 match up this week. There seems to be a lot of 0-1 teams, did anyone win last week? We have a Rogers and Manning lineup and if that doesn’t get you erected I don’t know what will. I once had a conversation with a Kangaroo and he said this is going to be a good match up. Chadwell is projected to win 107-104
Game 5: It’s Brittany Bitch (1-0) vs Hammer Slammers (1-0)
Years ago It’s Brittany Bitch met the legend who is the horse cock. I know Hammer Slammer hates when I talk about his member, but back in the day when he was Adam “Tin Can” Mallett on the Adult Entertainment Radio show with me, a name giving to the one and only JR Huffman, we found this information out about him and all of us have been jealous. Brittany on the other hand does better when her team is auto picked because this broad couldn’t pick a nose. Whoever is playing her week 5, watch out because she is getting married and will probably be ready to kill someone. Little Charliegh probably could pick a better team than her mom. We have Bortles and we have Dalton and there is a 2 point difference in favor for Slammers or aka pretty much the entire Bangles, and I’m not talking about those singing pieces of 80 ass who sang the Egyptian song.
Game 6: Green Rivers Killers (1-0) vs First Lady (0-1)
Joey C comes out strong, like he has in years past. He got a solid team what can I say, it must be the oxygen in Seattle that makes you think more clear. This week he plays the wife who is a Saints fan and even though i made fun of her for drafting Brees, he put up some serious numbers last week, not as for the rest of the team, well Hammer Slammer can tell you what he did to that line up. On paper this weeks lineup for both team is very close with a 1 point advantage for The First Lady. All i know is Suz needs to win because I will end up on the couch or worse sleeping in the dogs cage like an animal.
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