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Margs Fantasy Football League – Week 1 Match Ups and the Draft

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The Margs Fantasy Football League

This is the 9th year of the Margs Boo league Fantasy Football. Anthony is the back to back champ and currently holds the belt. He is the first back to back champ in the history of the League. We have 7 total champs, 1 year we didn’t have one if you remember when Eddie’s friend dropped his entire team and the Jason Neil almost had a nervous break down, and that year Eric Powers was the commissioner, so maybe that had something to do with it falling to shit. As your beloved Comiss I would like to say hey, its not gay if that chick has a dick and you didn’t know. Good luck this year ladies, lets hope craziness happens and Furtaw ends up banging another 20 year old host in light of getting a new job.

Last years Final Results

FINAL LEAGUE STANDINGS 2015 REGULAR SEASON
RANK TEAM OWNER(S) REC PF PA PF/G PA/G DIFF
1 str8 pimpin anthony c 7-6 1567.8 1523.1 120.6 117.2 +3.4
2 Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Eric P 8-5 1415.6 1331 108.9 102.4 +6.5
3 Pat My Nuts Patrick K 12-1 1537 1088.1 118.2 83.7 +34.5
4 French Wench Drench Stench Julian V 11-2 1533.7 1248.7 118.0 96.1 +21.9
5 Furry Back 2.0 Casey F 6-7 1398.1 1376.5 107.5 105.9 +1.7
6 Cry Me A Rivers Joe Carv 9-4 1322.1 1332.1 101.7 102.5 -0.8
7 Show Me Your TD’s Joe R 5-8 1495.7 1532.7 115.1 117.9 -2.8
8 Team BALL BUSTERS eddie I 4-9 1305.7 1414.4 100.4 108.8 -8.4
9 Handie Dandies The Comiss 4-9 1085.7 1311.2 83.5 100.9 -17.3
10 McNair Shotgun Formation ricky s 4-9 1264.5 1331.8 97.3 102.4 -5.2
11 Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Erik M 5-8 1191.2 1345.7 91.6 103.5 -11.9
12 . PoPdatrunk.onUU Joe Carp 3-10 1242.8 1524.6 95.6 117.3 -21.7

We conducted out 2016 draft on Sunday night (8/28) and those can be viewed at the bottom of this page.

Week 1 Match ups

Game 1: Handie Dandies (4-9) vs Stay Pufft Marshawn Men (8-5)

Its the Arty and Eric Radio Show battle. Two ex lovers who slept with each other naked twice meet head to head on week 1. They both have QB’s who put up good numbers, but i wouldn’t ask for naked pictures of. Mr Powers made it to the Superbowl last year and lost. He was almost the first 2 time champ in this league. With his 8-5 record last year, proves that what KG said, I like honey on my cherro’s is very much true. Wear a condom when you view this match up, because someone might get HPV.

Game 2: Pat my nuts (12-1) str8 pimpin (7-6)

Mr. Pat always has a great team every year. In fact he was the Carolina Panthers of this league only looses 1 game in the regular season and not winning when it counts in the post season. His magical track and field running Johnson always picks a great team. I have an article printed from the Revere Journal about Pat calling him King Pat. Julian has it framed and brings it all around the world. Anthony, who stuck into the playoffs like a underage school girl looking for some D at a Garth Brooks concert and then turned around and won it all for two years in a row. What a guy. Will he be the first 3 time champ too or just a Peyton Manning?

Game 3: McNair Shotgun Formation (4-9) vs French Wench Drench Stench (11-2)

Julian some how can manage a team while he is traveling Europe banging chicks. He lost in the playoffs after having a first round bye last year and it basically cost him money giving him 3rd place. Julian is the Arty in the Eric and Arty love affair with Pat i guess you could say. 4 guys just looking for a good time if you will. Ricky loves donating money to this league. He once said I rather piss away 60 bucks then set it on fire or give it to my wife. I was almost married once so i feel his pain. I bet around week 4 every year Ricky wishes he had a shot gun, and relax not to use on himself, he’s not like that, to use on Furtaw after he gloats about his 4-0 start and the fresh smell of college co-eds on his finger tips.

Game 4: Team BALL BUSTERS (4-9) vs Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles (9-4)

I think I once seen Eddie win a game with skill and not luck, then a unicorn came by and touched me like my great uncle did on new years eve 1989. Here’s the thing with Eddie too, I told him buddy passes makes me change scores but he doesn’t listen. Maybe he will break 500 this year. Now Joey Carvs, last years Cry me a River actually did good. Smart pick with Gronk first over all. But sometimes it rains and sometimes you rain. Cam Newton this year hmmm well one thing that is related about to your team last near is he cries. Newton is a bitch, once heard he used a hotdog as a dildo at the Sandusky country day academy. Yikes! Eddie did pick Tom Brady, a player he can only used 2/3 of the season. That’s like buying a hooker who cant bang on her period and its her period.

Game 5: Show Me Your TD’s (5-8) vs . PoPdatrunk.onUU (3-10)

Here is a match up of two others who follow in Ricky’s footsteps of donating. Joe and Tom’s team, the TD’s as they call it on the street like to put up points, but much like Eric Powers with a tinder date, can’t close the deal when it counts. Joe Carps on the other hand attempted and I’ll leave it at that. He won some door prizes last year, which we are not doing this year because its all about the big wins right folks? Its big Ben and Blake vs each others. Both great QBs in the fantasy world so I can’t shit on you guys there. Plus I like the two or 3 of you. Joe and I go back to our Pop Warner days and Joe and Tom are just nice guys.

Game 6: Furry Back 2.0 (6-7) vs The Blair Walsh Project (5-8)

Well Erik isn’t Ray Rice’n anyone this year and Furry Back, aka man who wear sweater in pool but really doesn’t is hoping for a magical year. Hopefully all the tail Furtaw will be chasing at the Tilted Quilt won’t distract him. I don’t know what he will do this year with no Peyton for his Bronco’s. Nothing the cheat of a 21 year old bar back can’t help right CF? Erik who is is Florida now? will be having no worries while he sips a Miami vice on a shady Floridian nude beach. Wilson vs Rogers week 1. My penis moved just saying those words, I hope yours does too!

2016 Draft Results by Round

Round 1
1. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Antonio Brown
WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
2. str8 pimpin Odell Beckham Jr.
WR, New York Giants
3. McNair Shotgun Formation Todd Gurley
RB, Los Angeles Rams
4. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Adrian Peterson
RB, Minnesota Vikings
5. Show Me Your TD’s Julio Jones
WR, Atlanta Falcons
6. Pat My Nuts Ezekiel Elliott
RB, Dallas Cowboys
7. Handie Dandies Rob Gronkowski
TE, New England Patriots
8. French Wench Drench Stench DeAndre Hopkins
WR, Houston Texans
9. Team BALL BUSTERS David Johnson
RB, Arizona Cardinals
10. Furry Back 2.0 Devonta Freeman
RB, Atlanta Falcons
11. . PoPdatrunk.onUU A.J. Green
WR, Cincinnati Bengals
12. Cry Me A Rivers Cam Newton
QB, Carolina Panthers
Round 2
13. Cry Me A Rivers Le’Veon Bell
RB, Pittsburgh Steelers
14. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Allen Robinson
WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
15. Furry Back 2.0 Aaron Rodgers
QB, Green Bay Packers
16. Team BALL BUSTERS Jamaal Charles
RB, Kansas City Chiefs
17. French Wench Drench Stench Dez Bryant
WR, Dallas Cowboys
18. Handie Dandies Jordy Nelson
WR, Green Bay Packers
19. Pat My Nuts Lamar Miller
RB, Houston Texans
20. Show Me Your TD’s Brandon Marshall
WR, New York Jets
21. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Doug Martin
RB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
22. McNair Shotgun Formation Andrew Luck
QB, Indianapolis Colts
23. str8 pimpin Mike Evans
WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Russell Wilson
QB, Seattle Seahawks
Round 3
25. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Greg Olsen
TE, Carolina Panthers
26. str8 pimpin Eddie Lacy
RB, Green Bay Packers
27. McNair Shotgun Formation Sammy Watkins
WR, Buffalo Bills
28. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Brandin Cooks
WR, New Orleans Saints
29. Show Me Your TD’s Alshon Jeffery
WR, Chicago Bears
30. Pat My Nuts Keenan Allen
WR, San Diego Chargers
31. Handie Dandies Mark Ingram
RB, New Orleans Saints
32. French Wench Drench Stench LeSean McCoy
RB, Buffalo Bills
33. Team BALL BUSTERS Julian Edelman
WR, New England Patriots
34. Furry Back 2.0 Demaryius Thomas
WR, Denver Broncos
35. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Kelvin Benjamin
WR, Carolina Panthers
36. Cry Me A Rivers Amari Cooper
WR, Oakland Raiders
Round 4
37. Cry Me A Rivers Thomas Rawls
RB, Seattle Seahawks
38. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Latavius Murray
RB, Oakland Raiders
39. Furry Back 2.0 C.J. Anderson
RB, Denver Broncos
40. Team BALL BUSTERS Doug Baldwin
WR, Seattle Seahawks
41. French Wench Drench Stench Jordan Reed
TE, Washington Redskins
42. Handie Dandies Eric Decker
WR, New York Jets
43. Pat My Nuts Drew Brees
QB, New Orleans Saints
44. Show Me Your TD’s Jonathan Stewart
RB, Carolina Panthers
45. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men T.Y. Hilton
WR, Indianapolis Colts
46. McNair Shotgun Formation Jarvis Landry
WR, Miami Dolphins
47. str8 pimpin Randall Cobb
WR, Green Bay Packers
48. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Matt Forte
RB, New York Jets
Round 5
49. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Danny Woodhead
RB, San Diego Chargers
50. str8 pimpin DeMarco Murray
RB, Tennessee Titans
51. McNair Shotgun Formation Donte Moncrief
WR, Indianapolis Colts
52. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Travis Kelce
TE, Kansas City Chiefs
53. Show Me Your TD’s Carlos Hyde
RB, San Francisco 49ers
54. Pat My Nuts Jeremy Maclin
WR, Kansas City Chiefs
55. Handie Dandies Larry Fitzgerald
WR, Arizona Cardinals
56. French Wench Drench Stench Jeremy Hill
RB, Cincinnati Bengals
57. Team BALL BUSTERS Tom Brady
QB, New England Patriots
58. Furry Back 2.0 Coby Fleener
TE, New Orleans Saints
59. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Ben Roethlisberger
QB, Pittsburgh Steelers
60. Cry Me A Rivers Golden Tate
WR, Detroit Lions
Round 6
61. Cry Me A Rivers Michael Floyd
WR, Arizona Cardinals
62. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Jeremy Langford
RB, Chicago Bears
63. Furry Back 2.0 Kirk Cousins
QB, Washington Redskins
64. Team BALL BUSTERS Delanie Walker
TE, Tennessee Titans
65. French Wench Drench Stench John Brown
WR, Arizona Cardinals
66. Handie Dandies Arian Foster
RB, Miami Dolphins
67. Pat My Nuts Ryan Mathews
RB, Philadelphia Eagles
68. Show Me Your TD’s Melvin Gordon
RB, San Diego Chargers
69. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Carson Palmer
QB, Arizona Cardinals
70. McNair Shotgun Formation Emmanuel Sanders
WR, Denver Broncos
71. str8 pimpin Eli Manning
QB, New York Giants
72. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Derrick Henry
RB, Tennessee Titans
Round 7
73. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Michael Crabtree
WR, Oakland Raiders
74. str8 pimpin Chris Ivory
RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
75. McNair Shotgun Formation Frank Gore
RB, Indianapolis Colts
76. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Seahawks D/ST
D/ST, Seattle Seahawks
77. Show Me Your TD’s Marvin Jones
WR, Detroit Lions
78. Pat My Nuts Jordan Matthews
WR, Philadelphia Eagles
79. Handie Dandies Derek Carr
QB, Oakland Raiders
80. French Wench Drench Stench Matt Jones
RB, Washington Redskins
81. Team BALL BUSTERS Duke Johnson Jr.
RB, Cleveland Browns
82. Furry Back 2.0 Broncos D/ST
D/ST, Denver Broncos
83. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Martellus Bennett
TE, New England Patriots
84. Cry Me A Rivers DeSean Jackson
WR, Washington Redskins
Round 8
85. Cry Me A Rivers Rashad Jennings
RB, New York Giants
86. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Patriots D/ST
D/ST, New England Patriots
87. Furry Back 2.0 Devin Funchess
WR, Carolina Panthers
88. Team BALL BUSTERS Giovani Bernard
RB, Cincinnati Bengals
89. French Wench Drench Stench Philip Rivers
QB, San Diego Chargers
90. Handie Dandies Ameer Abdullah
RB, Detroit Lions
91. Pat My Nuts Allen Hurns
WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
92. Show Me Your TD’s DeAngelo Williams
RB, Pittsburgh Steelers
93. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Stephen Gostkowski
K, New England Patriots
94. McNair Shotgun Formation Panthers D/ST
D/ST, Carolina Panthers
95. str8 pimpin Willie Snead
WR, New Orleans Saints
96. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Josh Gordon
WR, Cleveland Browns
Round 9
97. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ James White
RB, New England Patriots
98. str8 pimpin Jay Ajayi
RB, Miami Dolphins
99. McNair Shotgun Formation Zach Ertz
TE, Philadelphia Eagles
100. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men T.J. Yeldon
RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
101. Show Me Your TD’s Blake Bortles
QB, Jacksonville Jaguars
102. Pat My Nuts DeVante Parker
WR, Miami Dolphins
103. Handie Dandies Tyler Lockett
WR, Seattle Seahawks
104. French Wench Drench Stench Sterling Shepard
WR, New York Giants
105. Team BALL BUSTERS Tyrod Taylor
QB, Buffalo Bills
106. Furry Back 2.0 Stefon Diggs
WR, Minnesota Vikings
107. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Markus Wheaton
WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
108. Cry Me A Rivers Tyler Eifert
TE, Cincinnati Bengals
Round 10
109. Cry Me A Rivers Justin Forsett
RB, Baltimore Ravens
110. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Dion Lewis
RB, New England Patriots
111. Furry Back 2.0 Jared Cook
TE, Green Bay Packers
112. Team BALL BUSTERS Tavon Austin
WR, Los Angeles Rams
113. French Wench Drench Stench Kevin White
WR, Chicago Bears
114. Handie Dandies Teddy Bridgewater
QB, Minnesota Vikings
115. Pat My Nuts Torrey Smith
WR, San Francisco 49ers
116. Show Me Your TD’s Gary Barnidge
TE, Cleveland Browns
117. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Bilal Powell
RB, New York Jets
118. McNair Shotgun Formation Charles Sims
RB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
119. str8 pimpin Antonio Gates
TE, San Diego Chargers
120. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Chiefs D/ST
D/ST, Kansas City Chiefs
Round 11
121. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Chris Hogan
WR, New England Patriots
122. str8 pimpin Cardinals D/ST
D/ST, Arizona Cardinals
123. McNair Shotgun Formation Steven Hauschka
K, Seattle Seahawks
124. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Vincent Jackson
WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
125. Show Me Your TD’s LeGarrette Blount
RB, New England Patriots
126. Pat My Nuts Julius Thomas
TE, Jacksonville Jaguars
127. Handie Dandies Michael Thomas
WR, New Orleans Saints
128. French Wench Drench Stench Theo Riddick
RB, Detroit Lions
129. Team BALL BUSTERS Travis Benjamin
WR, San Diego Chargers
130. Furry Back 2.0 Adam Vinatieri
K, Indianapolis Colts
131. . PoPdatrunk.onUU James Starks
RB, Green Bay Packers
132. Cry Me A Rivers Isaiah Crowell
RB, Cleveland Browns
Round 12
133. Cry Me A Rivers Tevin Coleman
RB, Atlanta Falcons
134. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Devontae Booker
RB, Denver Broncos
135. Furry Back 2.0 Christine Michael
RB, Seattle Seahawks
136. Team BALL BUSTERS Darren Sproles
RB, Philadelphia Eagles
137. French Wench Drench Stench Shane Vereen
RB, New York Giants
138. Handie Dandies Jason Witten
TE, Dallas Cowboys
139. Pat My Nuts Jerick McKinnon
RB, Minnesota Vikings
140. Show Me Your TD’s Tajae Sharpe
WR, Tennessee Titans
141. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Corey Coleman
WR, Cleveland Browns
142. McNair Shotgun Formation Jimmy Graham
TE, Seattle Seahawks
143. str8 pimpin Mohamed Sanu
WR, Atlanta Falcons
144. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Blair Walsh
K, Minnesota Vikings
Round 13
145. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Dak Prescott
QB, Dallas Cowboys
146. str8 pimpin Matthew Stafford
QB, Detroit Lions
147. McNair Shotgun Formation Sammie Coates
WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
148. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Steve Smith Sr.
WR, Baltimore Ravens
149. Show Me Your TD’s DeAndre Washington
RB, Oakland Raiders
150. Pat My Nuts Kamar Aiken
WR, Baltimore Ravens
151. Handie Dandies Mason Crosby
K, Green Bay Packers
152. French Wench Drench Stench Alfred Morris
RB, Dallas Cowboys
153. Team BALL BUSTERS Texans D/ST
D/ST, Houston Texans
154. Furry Back 2.0 Packers D/ST
D/ST, Green Bay Packers
155. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Josh Doctson
WR, Washington Redskins
156. Cry Me A Rivers Marcus Mariota
QB, Tennessee Titans
Round 14
157. Cry Me A Rivers Phillip Dorsett
WR, Indianapolis Colts
158. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Will Fuller
WR, Houston Texans
159. Furry Back 2.0 Mike Wallace
WR, Baltimore Ravens
160. Team BALL BUSTERS Graham Gano
K, Carolina Panthers
161. French Wench Drench Stench Chandler Catanzaro
K, Arizona Cardinals
162. Handie Dandies Tyler Boyd
WR, Cincinnati Bengals
163. Pat My Nuts Bengals D/ST
D/ST, Cincinnati Bengals
164. Show Me Your TD’s Jameis Winston
QB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
165. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Bruce Ellington
WR, San Francisco 49ers
166. McNair Shotgun Formation Andy Dalton
QB, Cincinnati Bengals
167. str8 pimpin Chris Johnson
RB, Arizona Cardinals
168. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Dwayne Allen
TE, Indianapolis Colts
Round 15
169. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ Kenny Stills
WR, Miami Dolphins
170. str8 pimpin Cairo Santos
K, Kansas City Chiefs
171. McNair Shotgun Formation Jordan Howard
RB, Chicago Bears
172. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Rishard Matthews
WR, Tennessee Titans
173. Show Me Your TD’s Vikings D/ST
D/ST, Minnesota Vikings
174. Pat My Nuts Spencer Ware
RB, Kansas City Chiefs
175. Handie Dandies Sebastian Janikowski
K, Oakland Raiders
176. French Wench Drench Stench Matt Ryan
QB, Atlanta Falcons
177. Team BALL BUSTERS Zach Miller
TE, Chicago Bears
178. Furry Back 2.0 Brock Osweiler
QB, Houston Texans
179. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Dan Bailey
K, Dallas Cowboys
180. Cry Me A Rivers Raiders D/ST
D/ST, Oakland Raiders
Round 16
181. Cry Me A Rivers Justin Tucker
K, Baltimore Ravens
182. . PoPdatrunk.onUU Jordan Cameron
TE, Miami Dolphins
183. Furry Back 2.0 Robert Griffin
QB, Cleveland Browns
184. Team BALL BUSTERS Pierre Garcon
WR, Washington Redskins
185. French Wench Drench Stench Jets D/ST
D/ST, New York Jets
186. Handie Dandies Bills D/ST
D/ST, Buffalo Bills
187. Pat My Nuts Matt Prater
K, Detroit Lions
188. Show Me Your TD’s Chris Boswell
K, Pittsburgh Steelers
189. Stay Pufft Marshawn Men Eric Ebron
TE, Detroit Lions
190. McNair Shotgun Formation Jermaine Kearse
WR, Seattle Seahawks
191. str8 pimpin Javorius Allen
RB, Baltimore Ravens
192. Ray Rice Dat Ho’ C.J. Prosise
RB, Seattle Seahawks

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