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Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is not a PG-13 movie for everyone, this is a children’s movie. This was one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t even know how to talk about this pile of garbage. I never saw the first one of this franchise. (I didn’t even realize this was the second one in a franchise.)

Are you fucking kidding me?

The script for this movie felt like someone googled “most frequently used phrases” and stuck them in a movie script. If you see this movie you’ll enjoy gems like:

-A useless argument over police jurisdiction.

-Casey Jones saying “…and I’m gonna be detective one day” while holding back tears like a big boy.

-Random science words put together in sentences.

-Tyler Perry

-In the halloween parade there was a transformer who gave a turtle a high five (a tribute to producer Michael Bay).

And wonderful dialogue like

-“Say hello to my little friend.”

-“This pig is flying.”

-“Items may have shifted during flight.”

-“What have you got planned for the weekend?” “Just my regular hockey game, wanna watch?” “I’ll play you 1 on 1, and I’ll kick your ass.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

Things I have to give them credit for:

-The 3D was decent. It looked real nice. The scene when they are going down a river and waterfalls looked amazing.

-I was sort of sucked into the movie. Even though it was a piece of terrible garbage I caught myself thinking to myself “What day is it again?” randomly in the middle of the movie.

TLDR: 1/5. Hated it. Terrible piece of garbage for children. Please don’t watch this movie.

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Steven Richard K is the host of the Search for a Cohost podcast (www.searchforacohost.com) and a member of the sketch group Mister Bismuth.

Follow Steven on Twitter@StevenRichardK.

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1 Comment on Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

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