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You Can No Longer Legally Get A Blow Job In Michigan

and butt stuff, too! – GrimeBone

Lawmakers in Michigan snuck anti-sodomy laws into an animal cruelty bill. Which is funny, because that sounds cruel to the most prolific animals in the entire world, Humans.

Michigan has officially become one of the least fun places in the United States. Not only might your water be poisoned and your biggest city is the seeming apocalyptic scourge known as Detroit, but you can no longer legally partake in oral or anal sex regardless if you are a man or woman or trans or whatever. The Supreme Court deemed passing laws like this is unconstitutional back in 2003, so it may not stick, but still, what kind of pieces of shit run this state?

Good job, Michigan. You join the ranks of Louisiana, Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas and Utah who pass ridiculous sex law like this. Congrats, guys! It is P in the V sex or bust if you are trying to bust a nut in these shitty states.

GrimeBone

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