How many people saw the title of this movie review and thought to themselves “Hmm. I wonder if kung fu panda three is going to be a good movie.” This probably got so many clicks. This will be the article of the year on The Packie. This shit is going viral.
As the movie started I was thinking to myself all the other good movies I could be seeing right now instead. Star Wars is playing literally in the room next to me. The Revenant. I could be having so much more fun right now. Instead I decided to see this.
As you can tell from those paragraphs before that I’m going into this movie with an open mind. I’ve never seen the first 2. Whoop dee do.
I don’t know. It wasn’t that bad. It was fine.
There was some stuff that I thought was pretty. This is a children’s movie. I didn’t laugh once.
You know how when you buy a book full of connect the dot puzzles and you’re pissed because all the puzzles are so easy it’s not enjoyable but they kinda look nice? Has that ever happened to you?
I don’t know. If you have some kids you won’t be pissed off by this shit. You might not enjoy it. Whatever. It’s a cartoon.
Guess what song plays as the credits start to roll. Guess. Did you guess? Did you guess the song that plays? The song that plays when the credits start to roll?
TLDR: 1.5/5 skip it. I didn’t like it. If you got kids you can make them watch it. It looked nice. I wasn’t compelled. It looked nice sometimes. Stop reading this.