Why does a dog lick it’s balls? Because it can, but will what you see next will make you green with envy.
It is one thing to lick it, but to jack hammer your own mouth is down right impressive. God, that seems so much better than jerking off. It is like some brutal porn but you don’t have to feel bad for the person on the other end. No gagging, crying and running mascara. Victim-less face fucking. You know the dog finished it it’s own mouth too; they aren’t crippled with shame like us humans.
Thank God I don’t have this kind of flexibility. I would get nothing done.