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If A Woman’s Titty Is Out It’s Fair Game To Be Grabbed Says New Hampshire State Rep

If you see Josh Moore at the beach, give him a titty twister. -GrimeBone

New Hampshire state representative Josh Moore, Republican of course, thinks that dumping ’em out should be a crime… but only if you are woman!He is one of the yambags who supports HB 1525-FN, a bill proposed to make exposing the female breasts a misdemeanor. Not only does Josh think it woman should be banned from baring their cans, he feels woman that do should have no problem with their boobs being groped and gazed upon. If you didn’t want to  your have fun bags fondled, why did you take them out anyway? Right? Tell ’em, Josh!

“If it’s a woman’s natural inclination to pull her nipple out in public and you support that, than [sic] you should have no problem with a mans [sic] inclantion [sic] to stare at it and grab it.”

If you see Josh Moore in public and he does not have a shirt on, please, pretty fucking please, run up to him and grab his man boobs and squeeze his nipples. He really should have no problem with it.

Naturally, this made New Hampshire state representative, Amanda Bouldin incredibly angry. As it should! You shouldn’t get in trouble for having your shirt off in public, male or female, and people who think you should are blatantly sexist. She made it a point to bring this up and was promptly harassed by fellow Rep. Al Baldasaro, who let her know he was not interested in seeing her nipples anyway. He led with a “no disrespect” first, though, so it is all good.

If we really wanted to make it a lewd act to bare your chest in public, the fair way (ok, still not fair) to do this wouldn’t be based on your gender, but on cup size of your breast. The cops can pull you over if your shirt is off and measure you breasts to see if you are in violation. Measurement standards might prove to be a challenge given current inconsistencies that bra sizing industry already has (I vote for displacement method in a nod to King Archimedes) but it would make for some amusing confrontations with the police.  “Excuse me, sir, I will let you off with a warning, but you should really have at least a sports bra on to cover up your oversized man boobs. If I see you in these parts again without a shirt on, I’m gonna give you a ticket. Either cut the weight or cover those warlocks up.”

Man boob exposure is the real crime, no one likes those.

GrimeBone 

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