In an attempt to sway voters, Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has come out with promises of a brand new pool that everyone can use and a much longer lunch hour during the day. In addition to a longer lunch, Sanders also says that lunch will have more awesome food items like McDonald’s and Taco Bell. The addition of McDonald’s to the menu will be especially helpful for those not fortunate enough to be able to eat breakfast in the morning but still wish to do so at lunchtime. Sanders also contends that if elected President, he will have a killer prom on a boat and that everyone who wishes to attend will also receive a free limousine ride to and from the event. Among other topics, Bernie assured that Seniors will have half days in the second semester of the year.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton tried to assert herself over the cheers and “Bernie” chants by stating she has a sound plan to fundraise for a more modest prom and that Sanders couldn’t possibly keep these unrealistic promises. The crowd, with the exception of those in the National Honor Society, seemed to not be listening.