The Royals Win! Champagne Bukkake Time!

Splooge City! The Kansas City Royals get back and grab the Commissioner’s Trophy.

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Put the goggles on and pop some corks because the Kansas City Royals have ended their 30 year title drought and are your 2015 World Series Champions. You know what that means? CHAMPAGNE BUKKAKE TIME!!!

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Salvador Perez is your World Series MVP. Blow a load, dude!

Another disappointing loss for the New York Mets. That Lucas Duda throw to the backstop to allow Eric Hosmer to score is further proof that God hates the Mets. Let’s give the Mets credit where credit is due. They were a great, young team that outperformed many expectations. They also dumped a wonderful ice water bath all over the ironic hipster dumpster fire that was the Cubs and the Back to the Future II WS prediction; which would have collided with the ensuing smug wave of douche bro all over Chicago and America, creating a perfect storm of awfulness  For that we are eternally grateful.

Hey, wait a minute. What’s Paul Rudd doing here? Booooooooooooooooo! You don’t play for the Royals and unless Judd Apatow is producing, no one cares.

Well, that is it for baseball this year. Congratulations to the Kansas City Royals. Better luck next year Mets. Who ya got to win it all next year?

GrimeBone

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