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Get The Fuck Outta Here With This Official State Cupcake Bullshit

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You have got to be fucking kidding me with this bullshit. An official state motherfucking cupcake?! The fact that politicians are  spending any sort time and energy on this is obtusely offensive. You know what this state really needs? An Official State Sexual Position. It would be Bent Over and Fucked in the Ass With No Lube. Ya know? to accurately represent this hot garbage they are pedaling right into your brown eye instead of dealing with real issues.

“Hey, you guys wanna maybe discuss the ever rising exorbitant property & rent prices, taxes, or the fact that our mass transit system is held together by duct tape?”

“Not quite, but if I could defer your attention to this bill I drafted about something that I hold very to dear to my heart, the Boston Cream Cupcake.”

Boston Cream Pie the official cupcake of Massachusetts? Get out of my face with that shit. It is already the state dessert AND the state donut. I mean really, just how much selfish can you be, Boston Cream? You got me feeling like Allen Iverson. Cupakes? We really talk ’bout cupcakes? We ain’t talking about real life, we are talking about cupcakes right now. Cupcakes.

GrimeBone

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