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Caught the jerk off! Do you want smooth launchings?

I know a guy and his name is brother for this story. Brother can get drunk and be reckless brother can be sober and be reckless. Brother eats a lot when drunk, brother eats a lot when sober. Now the thing that brother likes to do more than any of his favorites is jerk off. This article is to talk about jerk off etiquette. Proper jerk off etiquette can almost promise you smooth launchings.

1. Don’t have plans with someone who can easily get to your jerk off spot. Bad example: Brother says we should do something at 8 o’clock but brother made jerk off plans and I’m the ass for trying to wake him up

2. Don’t jerk off in a room that people live in for example the living room. Bad example: Brother thought everyone was out so he went in the smoke room to jerk off but I wanted to smoke and I wasn’t out and I’m the ass.

3 Don’t jerk off in a room that is specifically someone else’s. Bad example: Brother thought I would be at work longer so he thought it would be cool to crash on my bed as I walk in on him watching porn but I’m the ass.

So guys anyone maybe someone sees this and gathers some knowledge.

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