Walmart/Target as bad as heroin?Bad influence? Your enabler? Listen to my story!

So what started as an innocent trip to a local Target turned to me being a victim, and it’s just a shitty feeling. This trip was encouraged by my need for some new face cloths for my daily cleaning. Little did I know the cleaning process has yet to begin. After 20 min of comparing reviews on my iPhone obviously I was convinced I needed an 11.00$ laxative product. Extra strength I should add, if I’m doing it I’m doing it big as always. Now the disaster’s I faced the last 4 hours of my morning are completely my fault. What is not my fault is the 15 foot wall of laxatives clearly being pressure sold to me. I went for face clothes not a 15 gallon tub of cheese balls and ex-lax. I was influenced to try this heavily addictive drug. Another beef I have is the lighting system of the food coolers. As I walked through the food section of target the lights in the food coolers followed me. The area of coolers I was in front would light up as if they had someone controlling them. I didn’t need anything yet these bright cooler lights popping on most certainly drew my attention towards many items. So people I warn you have a plan, have a route, get in and get out or you could be a victim. Sincerely a fellow targeter and regular walmarter

2 Comments on Walmart/Target as bad as heroin?Bad influence? Your enabler? Listen to my story!

  1. What did I just read?

  2. Life… That’s what you read

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