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China To Abandon Abandoning Female Offspring, Abandon One Child Limit

China has lifted their decades long one child per family limit. Now when your first child is a girl, instead of throwing them in the river behind the house until you finally have a boy to propagate the family name, you can just try again! Phew. You can have two now! Better late than never right?

In related news, Chinese authorities are launching intense campaigns to assimilate parents to having multi-child families. Course topics include, “But I don’t wanna share, it’s mine,””Get out of my room,” and “I am not touching you, you’re touching me.”

GrimeBone

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