David Wright: Poor Man’s Derek Jeter Or Biggest, Most Successful Lollipop Kid?

He is definitely the poor man’s Derek Jeter. That can’t be denied. He is the Kurt Russell to Jeter’s Patrick Swayze. The Sammy Hagar to Derek’s David Lee Roth. The Mets compared to the New York Yankees. He does look like a fucking lollipop kid, though.

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