Toronto Blue Jays Postseason Hinges on Perennial Playoff Pant-Shitter, David Price.

Aug 8, 2015; Bronx, NY, USA; Toronto Blue Jays starting pitcher David Price (14) pitches in the second inning against the New York Yankees at Yankee Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Andy Marlin-USA TODAY Sports

Tonight’s pivotal game six of the ALCS heads to heads to the comfy confines of Kansas City’s Kauffman Stadium. To stave off elimination, the Toronto Blue Jays have handed the ball off to the American League’s version of Clayton Kershaw, pitcher David Price. If prior history indicates how he may perform, then KC may want to provide Toronto with some extra towels and baby wipes, because with a trip to face the New York Mets in the World Series on the line, David Price may just poop his Pampers. Tune in tonight at 8:07 EST on FS1 to watch a grown man shit his pants… again

-GrimeBone

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