Once Again, Dealers Nationwide Are Foiled From Giving Trick Or Treaters Free, Anonymous Drugs As Halloween Candy

It’s that time of year again. The pumpkins have been carved, the leaves are littering neighborhood lawns and helicopter moms are peddling the notion that their child might get some awesome, free drugs while trick or treating. There is an insane idea among overprotective parents that their children might be given illicit, euphoric substances instead of tooth rotting, diabetic inducing confections. Why on God’s green Earth would someone do that? Drugs, like most black market items, are very expensive and those who take/sell them aren’t exactly very receptive to giving them away for free. Even if you were trying to get kids hooked at an early age, it’s not like they will be able to track down the guy and buy some more. The only morons who would say something like this are parents who were never cool enough to take drugs to begin with and are naive to how the drug game works. Trust me. If someone is giving you free drugs, that is the least of your problems. Frankly, if i were a parent. I would love find drugs in my kid’s candy basket. I would quietly remove them, put them in my pocket and never tell a soul. Kids would never be able to fully appreciate them. They would just complain that their Ecstasy Candies taste like pennies.

You know what would be a lot of fun? If people in your neighborhood gave out booze and drugs instead of Halloween candy and only adults were allowed to be participate. We could call it Hallowasted. Let’s make this happen.

-GrimeBone

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