On the heels of allegations that Louisville basketball players were getting their dicks wet in on-campus, coach provided strip clubs, it is apparent colleges country wide need to step up their unsanctioned benefits programs if they want their current and former student athletes to stop snitching. Without nice things like strippers and money, the allure of playing college sports is minimal at best. There is class and back breaking practices and no pay. On top of the NCAA being actual slave drivers and trying to take a shit in their constituents’ cereal whenever possible, they will even take away their on field accomplishments from the record books as if they didn’t actually happen, if they so choose. It’s such an inequitable deal for a skill set so valuable. So let’s nip this in the bud right now Colleges and Universities of America. Do you wanna see all your free labor hopping on jets to European and Chinese leagues for pay that is comparable to their talents? Then start bribing them correctly. Make it so they won’t have to take that $5,000 check to snitch on your ass to that soft round ball of dough, Bob Ley, at 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. You can do it. I know you have it in you. Let’s keep American College Sports as great as they can be. Get these kids the pussy and money that they have earned and let’s start today.
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