Hot Wives of Athletes

By Adam Mallet

When you become a professional athlete you become a millionaire. Even if you suck you can pretty much afford the finer things in life. With that comes the following.. a nice house, nice car and a beautiful wife. Sports athletes have some of the hottest wives. Some might be hot gold diggers while others earn there own money. Either way, these are some of the hottest wives in sports.


  Marko Jaric’s wife Adriana Lima

Even though Marko hasn’t played in the NBA since 2009, I think if I was a team owner I would offer Marko another NBA contract just so I could see his wife in the stands. I’m convinced Adriana Lima is a robot. It’s the only way a goofy looking guy like Marko (whose eyes are so close together it makes me cross eyed just looking at him) could land a women this hot. You can’t call her a gold digger either since anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock would know she has made millions with her modeling career.


Scott Erickson’s wife Lisa Guerrero

Even at 49. This former model is stunning! She is better than a cougar and deserves to be put into a separate class of her own. She is married to former MLB pitcher Scott Erickson. I don’t know what’s more crazy, how hot his wife is or how Scott went from best to worst in Baseball faster than Amanda Bynes throwing a bong out of a window.

Soccer:  David Beckham’s wife Victoria Beckham

David and Victoria (aka Posh Spice) have been married since 1999. Victoria is now 39! At that age, I have come to the conclusion that she most likely drinks the blood of small children and practices black magic to maintain this level of attractiveness.


Football:  Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen

You knew this was coming. Gisele and Tom have been married since 2009. Before Gisele, touchdown Tom was dating actress Bridget Moynahan. Then he knocked her up and dumped her for Gisele. That doesn’t seem like the “patriot way” but upgrading to super model Gisele Bundchen was to good of an upgrade to pass on.

Baseball:  Trey McNutts wife Stephanie McNutt

Trey McNutt is a minor league baseball player in the Cubs organization. I wouldn’t recommend being 23 and married. However, I will make an exception in this case because this women is gorgeous. I don’t know much about Trey but I assume he must be a good guy since his wife was willing to take the name McNutt

Football: Jay Cutlers wife Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler who has the personally of a paperweight and is as boring as Kristin’s show Laguna Beach, were engaged a couple years ago. Jay broke it off but then he finally realized he couldn’t do any better and crawled back. Kristin should have realized he was doing her a favor when he left.

Tennis: Andy Roddick’s wife Brooklyn Decker

I think the former Tennis player is more known for marrying this hottie than actually playing tennis. Brooklyn has been all over the place. From Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues, Victoria Secret and TV. She has practically found every possible way to get into your household. She has also been in a couple films like last summers stinker Battleship.

Baseball: Ryan Braun’s fiancee Larisa Fraser

Normally I wouldn’t want someone’s fiancee on the list because they still have time to run away. However, I couldn’t resist when I saw this women. Ryan Braun’s fiance is a smoking hot lingerie model. Just google image search her! Hopefully, none of those performance enhancement drugs Braun has been implicated in taking don’t have violent side effects associated with them that might jeopardize the safety of this goddess.

Baseball: Scott Podsednik’s wife Lisa Dergen

Even mediocre utility Baseball players score hot wives. Scott Podsednik might not have a baseball contract this season but at least he comes home every night to a playboy playmate.

Hockey: Nathan Hortan’s wife Tammy Horton

The Boston Bruins forward is married to Tammy Horton, a Canadian model who has also been in playboy.

Adam Mallett
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